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Once, I saw my division leader opening a rice crispie treat. Caught, she looked at me and said "Ok, but just one bite." In one foul swoop I managed to unhook my jaw and engulf the entire treat, save a few crispies. I took my bite and handed her the remaining wad. Angered, she proceeded to lecture me, but COME ON. It's like dangling a Fillet Minon in front of a fucking T-rex and saying 'Nibble, there killer.' |