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You know what was really fucked up? When we had fat camp pool parties. We did. Seriously. All the kids were gathered by age and were herded into the gated pool area. Once the gates were shut we were not permitted to leave, unless we had to go to the bathroom. Instead, we were supposed to have fun being forced to sit around in bathing suits, getting eaten by mosquitos, and eating out of our little bag dinners. While we sat there, the pool area was DJ'd by our camp director, who just loooooved to play his "Jock Jams" Cd's. The main thing I remember is that the pool would actually overflow, and they made some of us get out. I can't believe I'm not making any of this up.

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